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  1. Siirrot tammikuussa

    Tietääkseni juuri tuosta syystä Bellamy ja Souness eivät ole oikein väleissä. Bellamy itse tahtoisi pelata kärjessä. Hyökkäykseen ja laidalle on kyllä jo olemassa paremmat miehet kuin Bellamy.
  2. Siirrot tammikuussa

    Kapteenikeskustelu jatkuu tuolla. Yrittäkää nyt jo olla kirjottelemasta samasta asiasta monessa eri topicissa, ei ole niin iso vaiva tarkistaa, varsinkin kun tuolla ylhäällä on tollanen "Haku"-linkkikin. Tämä tästä offtopicista, keskustelu mahdollisista tammikuun siirroista jatkukoon...
  3. Ruud van Nistelrooy

    Valioliigassa noiden 3 rankkarimaalin lisäksi yksi pelitilannemaali. Ei sekään mikään loistosuoritus ole, mutta kuka muu olisi vienyt meidät Euroopan kentillä eteenpäin, ellei RVN 8 maalillaan 5 pelaamassaan pelissä? EDIT: Kun nyt tilastoja sitten aletaan tutkimaan, niin mieshän on pelannutkin tällä kaudella vain 14 pelissä. Melkein maali per peli, en valittaisi.
  4. exeter

    Löytyy myös Unitedwebin otteluraportista :!:
  5. Manu pipo

    katso Subsidesportsista (googlella löytyy) tai ManU:n kotisivuilta, jos Unitedwebin ei kaupasta löydy.
  6. Apua tarvitaan!!!

    Tietääkseni ei näy enää, mutta ainakin Rautatieasemaa vastapäätä olevassa Sports Academyssa ko. peli näkyy.
  7. HYVÄÄ JOULUA!

    Omastakin puolesta "punaista" joulua kaikille, erityisesti Unitedwebin kävijöille!
  8. Man. United - Crystal Palace 18.12

    Hyvinhän se peli meni, päästettiin vaan kaksi maalia ihan turhaan. Ainoa asia, mikä pilasi lähes täydellisen pelin, oli Rooneyn missaama rankkari, joka oli aivan onneton veto. Giggsikin oli jälleen kuin 20-vuotias. Oli ilo jälleen katsella, miten mies laittaa pakit kahville. Tässä pelissä en onneksi huomannut, että hän olisi kaaduttuaan jäänyt nurmen pintaan levittelemään käsiään. Toivottavasti hän jatkaisi noin. Nyt kun Ronaldo oli poissa, niin mielestäni peli oli paljon suoraviivaisempaa kohti maalille ja tuloksekkaampaa, pallot eivät jääneet 20 metriin puolustukselle niin kuin aiemmissa peleissä. Oli siis hyvä päätös lähettää hänet lomalle kun näemmä pelaamme paremmin ilman häntä. Toivottavasti lomalta palattuaan on entistä parempi ja saisi ne pallot sinne maalintekopaikkoihinkin asti.
  9. Alberto Gilardino

    http://www.unitedweb.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=394
  10. Loistavaa musiikkia

    Mun soittolista. En jaksanu pasteta tänne koko listaa... :wink:
  11. Kannatuslauluja ??

    UNITED ROAD Take Me Home, United Road To the Place I Belong To Old Trafford, To See United Take Me Home, United Road ALAN SMITH IS A RED (tune: Oh when the saints ) Oh Alan Smith, (Oh Alan Smith) He is a Red. (He is a Red) Like Ferdinand and Cantona, He said fuck-off to Leeds United Oh Alan Sith, he is a red ALAN SMITH Alan Smith, Alan Smith Alan Alan Smith He gets the ball he beats the wall........or he scores a goal Alan Alan Smith WHEN JOHNNY GOES MARCHING DOWN THE WING When Johhny goes Marching down the wing O Shea, O Shea When Johhny goes Marching down the wing O Shea, O Shea, When Johnny goes marching down the wing, the Stretford End will rise and sing... We all know that Johnnys gonna score BUILD A BONFIRE Build a bonfire Build a bonfire Put the Scousers on the top Put the City in the middle And burn the fuckin lot THE UNITED CALYPSO Manchester, Manchester United A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes They deserve to be knighted! If ever they are playing in your town You must get to that football ground Take a lesson come and see Football taught by Matt Busby If i die in the kippax street.... if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh if i die in the kippax street, ooohhh ohhhhh if i die in the kippax street, there'll be 10 blue bastards at my feet oooohhhhh oh oh oh oh use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh use your head and use your feet, ooohhhh ooohhhh use your head and use your feet, there'll be 10 blue bastards at my feet ooohhhhh oh oh oh oh when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh when we go to maine road, ooohhh ohhhhhhh when we go to maine road, ten blue bastards shit there load, oooohhhh oh oh oh oh if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh if my bones do not mend, oooohhhh ooooohhhh if my bones do not mend, carry me back to the stretford end, oooohhhhhhh oh oh oh oh if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh if i die in the stretford end, ooooohhhh ooooohhhh if i die in the stretford end, ill defend my faith right too the end oooooohhhhhh oh oh oh oh on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh on my grave, it will say ooooooohhhhhh ooooohhh on my grave, it will say, 10 blue bastards went the same way ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh oh oh oh oh when i die and go to hell oooooohhhhhhh oooohhh when i die and go to hell oooooooohhhhh ohhhhhh me and the devil will get on well, coz he hates summerbie and i hate bell, oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh oh oh oh If You Know Your History Hail! Hail! The Reds are here, What the hell do we care? What the hell do we care? Hail! Hail! The Reds are here, What the hell do we care now? For it's a grand old team to play for, And it's a grand old team to see, And if you know your history, It's enough to make your heart go woah-oh... We don't care what the City fans say, What the hell do we care? All we know is there's gonna be a show, And the famous Man United will be there. If you want to go to heaven when you die If you want to go to heaven when you die You must keep the red flag flying high You must wear a red bonnet with "fuck the scousers" on it If you want to go to heaven when you die NOTHING AT ALL This is how it feels to be City This is how it feels to be small This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all ... nothing at all... ... nothing at all... THAT'S THE WAY Thats the way, Saha Saha I like it Saha Saha WHEN THE REDS Oh when the reds, (oh when the reds), Go marching in, (Go marching in), Oh when the reds go marching in, I wanna be in that number, Oh when the reds go marching in. Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester) is wonderful, (is wonderful) Oh Manchester is wonderful It's full of tits, fanny and United, Oh manchester is wonderful! Oh Merseyside! (Oh Merseyside!), Is full of shit, (is full of shit), Oh Merseyside is full of shit. It's full of shit, shit, and more shit, Oh Merseyside is full of shit... oh Elland Road, (oh Elland Road) Is full of sheeps, (Is full of sheeps) Oh, Elland Road is full of sheeps It’s full of sheeps, sheeps and more sheeps oh, Elland Road is full of Sheeps oh brian kidd (oh brian kidd) is still a manc (is still a manc) oh brian kidd is still a manc, he's fuckin up leeds united, oh brian kidd is still a manc The council House (the council house) is never full (is never full) the council house is never full... its only full when they play man united the council house is never full EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US LOVES ALEX FERGUSON Now every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson, now every single one of us loves Alex Ferguson, loves Alex Ferguson... THEIR GOING UP, THEIR GOING DOWN Their going up, their going down, their going up, their going down, city's coming up but there going straight back down, going straight back down, going straight back down DJEMBA DJEMBA Djemba... Djemba Djemba... Djemba Djemba... Djemba, Djemba Djemba RUUUUUUUD Ruud Ruud Ruud Ruud van Nistelrooy, van Nistelrooy van Nistelroo-ooy, Ruud Ruud Ruud Ruud van Nistelrooy. WE ALL HATE LEEDS SCUM We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum, We all hate Leeds scum, ONE ARSENE WENGER There's only one Arsene Wenger, With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Wenger is a f*ckin' paedophile... OH, MY LADS. You should've seen us coming, fastest team in the league, just to see us running, all the lads and lasses, with smiles upon their faces, walking down the Warwick Road... To see Matt Busby's Aces" MY OLD MAN My old man said "Be a City fan", And I said, "Bollocks, you're a cunt!", "I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it", "Than be a City fan for just one minute..." . With hatchets and hammers, Stanley-knives and spanners, We'll show those city bastards how to fight. . Oh I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a city fan. UNITED U-N-I T-E-D, United are the team for me, With a knick-knack, paddywhack, Give a dog a bone, Why don't City fuck off home. THE RED FLAG We'll never die, we'll never die, We'll never die, we'll never die, We'll keep the Red flag flying high, 'Cos Man United will never die. PRIDE OF EUROPE .We are just one of those teams, That you see now and then, We often score six, But we seldom score ten, We beat 'em at home, And we beat 'em away, We kill any bastards, That get in our way. . We are the pride of all Europe, The cock of the North, We hate the Scousers, And Cockneys of course (and Leeds), We are United, Without any doubt, We are the Manchester boys. BUSBY BOYS Hello, Hello, we are the Busby Boys, Hello, Hello, we are the Busby Boys, And if you are a City fan, Surrender or you'll die, We will follow United. We Hate We hate Nottingham Forest, We hate Liverpool too (and Leeds) (they’re shit), We hate Manchester City, But United we love you. WE WILL FOLLOW UNITED We will follow United, Over land and sea, We will follow United, On to victory. ERIC THE KING We'll drink, a drink, a drink, to Eric the King, the King, the King, He's the Leader of our football team, He's the greatest French Footballer, That the world has ever seen. TWELVE CANTONAS On the first day of Christmas my true-love gave to me, An Eric Cantona. . On the second day of Christmas my true-love gave to me, Two Cantonas, And an Eric Cantona. . On the third day of Christmas my true-love gave to me, Three Cantonas, Two Cantonas, And an Eric Cantona. Jne aina 12 asti… huom. Fiiiiiiive Caaaaantoooooonaaaaaaas WHAT A FRIEND WE HAVE IN JESUS What a friend we have in Jesus, He's our saviour from afar, What a friend we have in Jesus, And His name is Cantona, Ooh-aah Cantona, Ooh-aah Cantona, Ooh-aah, ooh-aah, ooh-aah Cantona, Ooh-aah Cantona. YOU ARE MY SOLSKJAER You are my Solskjaer, My Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy, When skies are grey, And Alan Shearer, Was fucking dearer, So Please don't take, My Solskjaer Away..... WHO PUT THE BALL Who put the ball in the Scouser's net? Who put the ball in the Scouser's net? Who put the ball in the Scouser's net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. . Who put the ball in the German's net? Who put the ball in the German's net? Who put the ball in the German's net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer! Jne… RYAN GIGGS RUNNING DOWN THE WING Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Feared by the Blues, Loved by the Reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs. . Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Crosses like a king, Beats one and two, Beats three and four, He will score, he will score, he will score... Giggs will tear you apart Tune: "Love Will Tear You Apart" Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, Again. Giggs, Giggs will tear you apart, Again.... RUUD VAN NISTELROOY Ruud van Nistelrooy tra-la-la-la-la Ruud van Nislelrooy tra-la-la-la-la-la KEANO'S MAGIC Oh, Keano's fucking magic, He wears a magic hat, And when he saw Old Trafford, He said "I fancy that", He didn't sign for Arsenal, Or Blackburn 'cos they're shite, He signed for Man United, 'Cos they're fucking dynamite. Fergie Song Tune: "Down By The Riverside" Now every single one of us, Loves Alex Ferguson, Loves Alex Ferguson, Loves Alex Ferguson, Now every single one of us, Loves Alex Ferguson, Loves Alex Ferguson. Neville Is a Red Gary Neville is a Red, Is a Red, Is a Red, Gary Neville is a Red, He hates Scousers.... voidaan laulaa myös Phil Paul Scholes, He Scores Goals Tune: "Com-bay-a" He scores goals galore, he scores goals, He scores goals galore, he scores goals, He scores goals galore, he scores goals, Paul Scholes, he scores goals, . He scores goals my lord, he scores goals, He scores goals my lord, he scores goals, He scores goals my lord, he scores goals, Paul Scholes, he scores goals, David Beckham Who's worth more than City's team, City's team, City's team? Who's worth more than City's team ? Da-vid Beckham Who scored a goal from the half-way line...... Who scores free-kicks from ev'rywhere........ Who gets booed by England pricks............. Who's that skinhead, cockney-red............. One David Beckham One David Beckham There’s only one David Beckham One David Beckham There’s only one David Beckham GLORY, GLORY Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, Glory, glory, Man United, And the reds go marching on, on, on. (Who the fuck is Man United jne…) Don't Cry for Me Kevin Keegan Don't cry for me Kevin Keegan The truth is you really blew it All through the run in And twelves points clear You dropped Gillespie And played Asprilla . Don't cry for me Kevin Keegan The truth is that Fergie's better With Eric's genius And Giggsy's dribblin' We won the double So stop your snivelling. Love United We love United, we do, We love United, we do, We love United, we do, Oh, United we love you. (Diego) Chelsea win the league? "Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league? Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league? Have you ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea win the league? HAVE YOU FUCK! Have you ever win the treble? Have you ever win the treble, have you fuck! Have you ever win the treble, have you fuck! Have you ever win the treble, Have you ever win the treble, Have you ever win the treble, have you fuck If you all hate scousers If you all hate scousers clap your hands, (clap, clap) If you all hate scousers clap your hands, (clap, clap) If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers, All hate scousers clap your hands. (clap for about five minutes solid!) Manchester United Calypso Manchester, Manchester United, A bunch of bouncing Busby babes, They deserve to be knighted. . If ever they're playing in your town, You must get to that football ground, Take a look and you will see, Football taught by Matt Busby. We had joy Tune: "We Had Joy" We had joy, We had fun, We had City on the run, But the joy didn't last, 'Cos the bastards ran too fast. . We had joy, We had fun, We had Scousers on the run, But the joy didn't last, 'Cos the bastards ran too fast. . (or Geordies, Cockneys, etc.) You'll never get a job Sign on, sign on, With hope in your heart, 'Cos you'll never get a job, You'll never get a job. Man United F.C. Oh, it's Man United, Man United F.C. We're by far the best team, The world has ever seen. For ever and ever For ever and ever we'll follow the boys; of Man United; the Busby Babes..." For ever and ever For we made a promise, To defend our faith, In Manchester United, The Busby Babes. We shall not be moved We shall not, we shall not be moved, We shall not, we shall not be moved, Just like the team that's gonna win the FA Cup (again) We shall not be moved. . We shall not, we shall not be moved, We shall not, we shall not be moved, Just like the team that's gonna win the Football League (again) We shall not be moved. . We shall not, we shall not be moved, We shall not, we shall not be moved, Just like the team that's gonna win the European Cup (again) We shall not be moved. Poor little scouser He's only a poor little scouser His face is all tattered and torn He made me feel sick So I hit him with a brick And now he can't sing anymore! You are a Scouser You are a Scouser, An ugly Scouser, You're only happy, on Giro day. Your mum's out thieving, Your dad's drug-dealing, So please don't take My hubcaps Away. From the banks of the River Irwell From the banks of the River Irwell, To the shores of Sicily, (ollaan laulettu myös: To the bars of Helsinki) We will fight, fight, fight for United, 'Till we win the Football League, To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City (they're shit!), We will fight, fight, fight for United, 'Till we win the Football League. Chants Thirteen years since you won the League! (Pool) Are you watching Merseyside? Are you watching Liverpool?. Are you City in disguise? Stand up if love ManU! Come to see United, you only come to see United! Outclassed, by the United! Keano! There's only one Keano... Daa, daa, daa, da-da-da daa, da-da-da daa, Keano! David May, superstar, Got more medals than Shea-rer! Cry on the telly, we saw you cry on the telly! Oh, Man City, The fifth best team to come from Manchester! Fuck-all, You always win fuck-all! Down with the City, you’re going down with the City! Blues (or City) go down like a russian submarine! Oh I'd rather have a speedboat that Kanu! Same old (Geordies), always crying! Same old (Scousers), always cheating! Manchester, la-la-la, Manchester, la-la-la... How wide do you want the goal? --- Täältä löytyy lisää: http://www.footballchants.org http://red11.org/mufc/songs.htm Unitedin virallisilla kotisivuilla http://www.manutd.com on myös lauluosio, jossa voi kuunnella niitä.
  12. Maalivahtipeli

    Re: Joopa Joop Ihan alkuun muistutuksena, että Arsenal ei tehnyt meitäkään vastaan maaliakaan...Jos ManU:n veskatkin joutuisivat torjumaan yhtä paljon kuin esim. Jässi tai Niemi niin arvostus olisi toista, mutta kun maalia kohti tulee pelin aikana yksi tai kaksi vetoa kylmälle veskalle, niin ei kai samaa tähteyttä voi silloin odottaa. Toki tuollaiset Lyon-pelin kaltaiset imaisut pitäisi jäädä tulematta. Ja kyllä Howard viime kaudella ja Carroll tälläkin kaudella ovat monilla hienoilla torjunnoillaan saavuttaneet ManU:lle pisteitä.
  13. Maalivahtipeli

    Kuinka monta maalivahtia, jotka eivät tee _ikinä_ virheitä, on ylipäätään olemassa?
  14. Matsiin Manchesteriin??

    http://www.unitedweb.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=282
  15. United-Charlton

    Entinen ManU-pelaaja.
  16. ManU:n puolustusmateriaali ei ole vielä niin leveä, että sieltä kannattaisi ketään lähteä myymään. O'Sheata ja P. Nevilleä tarvitaan vielä.
  17. Osto-uhka

    Pistin ton sitten etusivullekin...Kiitos käännöksestä, JamesPotkukelkka!
  18. Elokuvat

    Yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista ja kiinnostavimmista sarjoista.
  19. Wengerin kootut selitykset

    49 tappiottoman valioliigaottelun jälkeenhän ei voi syyttää tappiosta pelaajia... Klikkaa tästä
  20. Osto-uhka

    Off Topic: Pyydän anteeksi jos olen aiheuttanut pahennusta sillä, ettei ole ollut mitään asiaan lisäävää sanottavaa. Yritän vältellä viestejä joissa ei yksinkertaisesti ole mitään pointtia...Itseasiassa tämäkin viesti olisi pitänyt jättää kirjoittamatta.
  21. ManU-Boro

    C+ Sportilta tulee.
  22. ManU - Fenerbache

    Nämä ovat näitä onnen hetkiä kun en millään löydä superlatiiveja ilmaisemaan tunnettani! Aivan, aivan...jotain niin uskomatonta! :twisted: ^999: Rooney :twisted: :twisted: Giggs :twisted: RVN & Co. EDIT: Niin ja kiitokset -Ruud-:lle linkeistä!
  23. ManU - Fenerbache

    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Upea vapari, joka kruunasi hattutempun!!
  24. Uusi CM / FM 2006

    Ja kyseinen peli ilmestyy 5.11.2004.
  25. United - pool

    Eikä tälläkään kertaa, sillä se ensimmäinenhän tuli vapaapotkusta. Itse en muista edes sitä, milloin ylipäätään olemme tehneet viimeksi kulmapotkusta maalin.
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